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Milton Crabapple is a member of the Atlanta Country Music Hall of Fame. He is an actor, singer, songwriter, newspaper columnist and storyteller extraordinaire! And he is a semi-regular guest of Moby in the Morning nearly every Thursday morning.

Milton Crabapple began his career as a caller on The Ludlow Porch Show on WSB radio in Atlanta. He has fast become one of the most popular and beloved humorists and storytellers in America.

In addition to his weekly appearances with Moby, Milton is a regular guest on other radio and television shows all across the country, including “O’Neill Outside,” the popular hunting and fishing show seen by millions of viewers each week.

Hunting, fishing, doctors, lawyers, preachers, religion, hard work ... it’s all there. Milton covers it all as he weaves his tapestry of colorful life in and around Crabapple, Ga. (a real place, by the way, and Milton is the Sheriff!).

Here's a sample of his humor:

"I was at a restaurant awhile back, and they served what they called "Blackened" fish. It's the rage with some folks. They think it's a new way to cook. But I'll tell you something ... Blackened food ain't new. No sir. Ma Crabapple has been blackenin' food for a long time. Not just fish either. Pork chops, green beans, corn bread. If'n it can be cooked she can blacken it. And she learned it from her Ma!

"I don't like blackened food. It tastes burnt.

"Anyhow, I was tellin' you about this restaurant where they served blackened fish. Well, I didn't eat it. I just drank coffee and ate the bread. As I was leaving, the waiter looked at me and said, 'How 'bout my tip?'

"Tip ... I'll give you a tip... next time, use more grease and less heat and the fish will be fit to eat!"

For more information on Milton, visit www.miltoncrabapple.com